Just Pat

"...all language about everything is analogical; we think in a series of metaphors. We can explain nothing in terms of itself, but only in terms of other things." (Dorothy Sayers, Mind of the Maker, 1941)

: Name: Pat; Location: West Michigan

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Matrix Quotes I've Abused

"It's the question that drives us, Neo"

"Okey dokey.. free my mind. Right, no problem, free my mind, free my mind, no problem, right..."

"I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole."

"Never send a human to do a machine's job."

"It's like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad..."

"Choice. The problem is choice."

"Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? "

"I know Kung Fu."

"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it."

"I still like candy."

"There is no spoon."

"You didn't come here to make a choice, you've already made it. You're here to try to understand why you made it."

"Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, cuz Kansas is going bye-bye."

"You take the blue pill, the story ends...you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."

"Welcome to the desert of the real."

"Good! Adaptation, improvisation, but your weakness is not your technique."

"What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain."

"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."

Friday, September 17, 2004

Bad Christian is Going On Election Strike

Yes, it's true. Bad Christian is getting tired and frustrated; tired of all the rhetoric and posturing. Good news! Just this week, the Weekly World News' headliner is "Nov. Election Cancelled!" Most of the nation's machines are made in Florida, and are not expected to work properly. It might be another whole year before the election can take place. John Ashcroft hasn't announced it officially, but the rumors are already flying, and the Democratic response is expected to be ambiguous. A capital hill insider says, "There's not a democrat alive who's going to believe he's calling off the election because of a few thousand voting machines...I don't think they're going to deny that the machines are unreliable - I mean, hey, they were made in Florida, weren't they?" (pg 14)

Whew! What a relief! Now to focus on how to survive an alien abduction...