Hatbox Treasures

I'm cleaning out my email box tonight (pause...this is huge because I'm a saver) because I'm getting ready to switch from dsl to cable and I don't know what that will do to my email account. I've been at it about three hours. Yes, three. I had about 2500 messages in my inbox and 1600 in my sent box. That's nothing. My archives at work are ten times the size.

But I'm having fun because I'm finding old memories, like digging through a box of old greeting cards or photos. Here's a couple of fun ones. Enjoy.

The only juggler that has ever made me cry (sent by Monica)

The Pants Game (sent by Captain Wow)

Note: I used to place Matrix quotes on my blog title bar.

Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger... and you give me my pants.

Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on pants to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

Morpheus: What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the pants. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

Cypher: I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pants?

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Pants. Lots of pants.

Neo: Why do my pants hurt?
Morpheus: You've never used them before.